gluntford

Really really full of something, but nobody's sure just what it is or why!

man, that movie was so gluntford, i'm going to have to smoke some crack to figure it out!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

Glute

Butt muscles

"USE YOUR GLUTES!!!" Said Tyler Joseph, Sven and spencer fell to their death, Joshua Dun said, "Are they ok?"

by I'm an emo girl August 20, 2017

Gluten Stoned

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.

My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.

by Fyerse April 16, 2015

Glastopian

Another word for easy.

This class is so glastopian.

by MikeHawkisGoat April 14, 2020

Gluten-free heffer

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

by Malphrus August 25, 2011

glump glastars

A word made up by Jon from Game Grumps in an episode where they played 'Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive'.

Samantha - Listen, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, if you say the words 'glump glastars' we are all going to die.
Ashley - what, glump glastars what?!

BOOM

by tankard December 18, 2013

glutated

Of exceedingly high quality

Jesus Bob that is one glutated squirrel.

by Kither July 8, 2017