Glunk 

Somone who enjoys watching glee and also enjoys drinking alcohol or getting drink hence the word glunk

GLEEK + Drunk = glunk

I am a glunk

Glunk by The wizard in the trees July 27, 2024

Glunk 

Someone who is powerful, humble, charming, awesome, cute and loyal

John- “Wow he is so Glunk”

Andrew- “I wish I was as Glunk as they were”

Glunk by Cra1Wolfgang May 7, 2025

Glonky

Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.

“I’m pretty glonky.”

Glonky by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021

Glanket 

A glow in the dark blanked.

P.I.G. stands for Pigs in-a Glanket
What's a glanket?
It's a glow in the dark blanket.

Glanket by That guy in the pants January 20, 2019

glinkelfloinkadoink 

kniodakniolfleknilg backwards.

Glinkelfloinkadoink is kniodakniolfleknilg backwards.

glinkelfloinkadoink by Dan Weyandt January 7, 2020

Gluck Gluck 10,000™ 

Similar to the famously known Gluck Gluck 9000, the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ uses the force of an unimaginable number so much so, that it dissects the penis, vacuum seals it, and leaves a nub (A Dicklet, if you will) in place of where the man once had his Genitalia.

"Aye Tony! You didn't warn me your girl coulda done the Gluck Gluck 10,000™! Now i'm just a fraction of the man I once was."

Gluck Gluck 10,000™ by Churms Grazinsky October 15, 2020

glonk 

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

glonk by ashyhoe August 20, 2018