Austin Gouker

Someone who has a large dick and is good in bed. Typically very handsome and intelligent.

Austin Gouker is so hot!

by Matthew Porzingus November 7, 2018

glukron

a man who has no penis and two balls, one of which has an abnormal lump on it.

My friend jonny tried to have sex with a women but he couldn't because he has no penis and is a glukron.

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

glunker

An elderly individual that has a mole that resembles that of an iceberg on fire.

The Glunker went to the dermatologist but nothing counld be done because he was too old and the dermatologist was afraid that the glunker might eat him.

by BGlunker November 15, 2003

gluter

Someone who eats gluten

Get me away from these gluters, they are getting crumbs everywhere!

by Gfreeb January 13, 2015

glouker

a tall brown woman who smells of hotdogs. and cheesecake.

Caitlin ;) your such a glouker
looveyou

by hiheylovepoop January 25, 2010

Glurker

The Name Given to One who likes to Glurk.

Wow look at Oblivious, he's such a glurker!

by Tok|nIrc October 25, 2010

glueker

Very clingy, needy, sucker of the mother's teet

He is a damn glueker

by Hiya17 December 28, 2016