I'm gooping/I'm gunking

A word that you say when you feel proud of your actions, and what you just did.

"I think I did a good job on the test, I'm gooping/I'm gunking!"
"I'm gooping/I'm gunking! This porch I built looks awesome."

by The gunker March 22, 2023

Grooming

The act of luring another with gifts, favors, promises, praise, or bbq ribs with the intent of gaining sexual favors. The perpetrator of "grooming" must have a significant advantage of emotional intelligence, financial independence, intelligence quotient or simply perpetrating against a minor.

Greg- "Hey Corky, would you like some of my tasty barbeque ribs while you watch the baseball game?"

Corky- "Sure. Corky hungry! Corky loves ribs!"

Greg- "Enjoy, you'll be giving me a {reach-around} later..."

Corky- "Huh?"

Greg- "Just {grooming} you. Finish your beer so we can go to my place."

by nelsonkw1 October 4, 2010

glamping

Shorthand for glamorous camping; luxury camping.

I ain't sleepin' in no tent! For real, I'm goin' glamping!

by Goobershanker March 9, 2007

Galoomping

To run in a clumsy or uncoordinated manner

After a few glasses of jungle juice my wife went galoomping out of the restaurant.

by Reverend D May 21, 2009

Goopingatored

Shit-Stirrer but prognosticator extraordinaire

I cant believe DeCavelier believed that shit.
yeah he done got Goopingatored.

by crotchy'spitcookedbbq October 8, 2010

Gallomping

A spry movement. Similar to a gallop but with a little jumping thrown in for good measure.

The boys were gallomping through the puddles like a couple of right wazzocks.

by Robear May 7, 2018

grooming your poodle

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).

When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.

by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007