Paul Gleason

The assholes' asshole. Actor famous for roles such as Principal Richard Vernon in The Breakfast Club and Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson in Die Hard. He perfected the self-important authority figure until it became an art form which can be watched again and again. In real life he is said to have been a genial man who was quite unlike his famous roles.

Nobody plays an asshole better than Paul Gleason.

by kryptonpirate June 21, 2006

Gleemonize

A practical joke in which the victim's computer desktop image is unwittingly changed to something embarassing, such as a photo of ugly people fucking, or gay people doing anything

Brendan keeps gleemonizeing my background with gay porn

by Coach from oswego April 16, 2004

gleason

An extremely awesome guy

I was hanging out with Brett last night, he is a gleason!

by Randi Blitch July 15, 2008

gleasoning

1. the act of ungleefully sighing in excessive amounts
2. verbal version of an eyeroll

The 911 dispatcher was gleasoning when her officers would not listen to what she had told them.

by happycamper61364 October 5, 2013

Kaylee Gleason

Unable to find the remote

I’ve been stuck doing a Kaylee Gleason since my boyfriend left.

by itouchlittlekids180 April 8, 2019

GLeeMONEX

powerful antidepressant. Makes your head feel like its 72 degrees. Featured in the film "Brain Candy"

You should try this GleeMONEX. Shit will make you retarded.

by mikehfjskf January 4, 2008

michael gleason

a front runner

John - Hey Luke, did you see Auburn beat Alabama?
Luke - Since when have you liked Auburn
John - Ever since they beat Alabama
Luke - I fucking hate how much of a Michael Gleason your being right now

by Trippyfrog December 9, 2013