A long-running Bristish music festival, which happens once a year in the summer for three days. The weather is typically rainy and the ground is often muddy. Magic Mushrooms are popular there.
by Naomi June 27, 2004
Get the glastonbury mug.Glastonbury is a market town situated in the Mendip hill, in the County of Somerset in Western england. The supposed location of the mythical Isle of Avalon, something of a magnet for crystal waving new-agers and serious pagans alike.
NB: NOT purely an over-hyped and hideously over-expensive music festival.
NB: NOT purely an over-hyped and hideously over-expensive music festival.
stoned townie dickhead: "I bin Glastonbury innit"
Normal person: "Really, is that shop 'The Truckle of Cheese' still in the high street?"
stoned townie dickhead: "Yoooo wot?, mobile phone, mugging, sattelite tv, and other urban bollocks...innit."
Normal person: "Really, is that shop 'The Truckle of Cheese' still in the high street?"
stoned townie dickhead: "Yoooo wot?, mobile phone, mugging, sattelite tv, and other urban bollocks...innit."
by Kynth April 29, 2008
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"Aw man, I was getting a blow-job from my girlfriend last night and all of a sudden she gobbled up my nuts at the same time to pull off a Glastonbury mouthful."
by Dan, Bryan and Troy April 17, 2007
Get the Glastonbury Mouthful mug.A public school in the town of Glastonbury in which the majority of the students are rich and white with a Christian background. The school is a decent place to learn, but some of the teachers are absolutely terrible.
This school is extremely competitive when it comes to athletics and won’t take less than the best for any of it’s teams.
The school itself is just meh. It’s big but has the biggest drug problem ever. About 80% of the students vape or use drugs despite the school having multiple classes in which they showcase the awfulness of them. Having allergies at this school is not good because your eyes will be red and swollen and people will assume you are high.
Kids here like to flex their wealth and even will be judged based on their wealth. The rich kids with the most money and the ones that flex their money are always the most popular. They claim that they are poor and don’t have money for attention.
Overall, this school is full of druggies and spoiled brats.
This school is extremely competitive when it comes to athletics and won’t take less than the best for any of it’s teams.
The school itself is just meh. It’s big but has the biggest drug problem ever. About 80% of the students vape or use drugs despite the school having multiple classes in which they showcase the awfulness of them. Having allergies at this school is not good because your eyes will be red and swollen and people will assume you are high.
Kids here like to flex their wealth and even will be judged based on their wealth. The rich kids with the most money and the ones that flex their money are always the most popular. They claim that they are poor and don’t have money for attention.
Overall, this school is full of druggies and spoiled brats.
“That kid is from Glastonbury High School and they are rich and easy to rip off when it comes to drugs”
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Inspired by Graham Norton
"I took my date out and gave her a lovely Glastonbury Experience where food poisoning morphed into lovemaking."
by Mugger Jack August 12, 2009
Get the Glastonbury Experience mug.You have come back from Glastonbury, you walk through the door and sit down, nothing you thought was real is. At 9pm you leave your desk job and all you can hear is the thumping sound of the Pyramid in your head, you go to your local night club and all you can think is how much better shangri-la is. Your friends who all went to V-fest or Wireless say they understand how you feel, and why you always look so sad, they dont. They dont know what its like to get 2 hours sleep a night, in the fields of Somerset, with nothing but a fiver tent and ten crates of cider. Eventually you lose sight of everything, all the dates that matter in your life are when the tickets go on sale. You eventually have to get counselling, with the counsellor wandering why you keep on saying Michael Eavis under your breath. Soon you live in the stone circle, no amount of police force can prise you out, the fields of Pilton Farm are your sanctuary. For the remainder of your days you change your name officially to Glastonbury and wait for the sacred date: where you can do acid at 5am and no one cares. Having PGSD is a sad, sad life.
Jack: Have you seen how sad Jim looks lately?
Tony: Yeah I know! I think he just came back from this hippie-fest in Somerset and has Post-Glastonbury stress disorder.
Tony: Yeah I know! I think he just came back from this hippie-fest in Somerset and has Post-Glastonbury stress disorder.
by william reid July 20, 2015
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Glastonbury Dealer: "Hash, skunk, skunk and hash..."
Paul McCartney: "Hi everyone, I'm headlining"
Everybody in attendance: "Bollocks!"
Glastonbury Dealer: "Hash, skunk, skunk and hash..."
Paul McCartney: "Hi everyone, I'm headlining"
Everybody in attendance: "Bollocks!"
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