Ticket Office guy: "That'll be £2000 for a Glastonbury ticket please"
Glastonbury Dealer: "Hash, skunk, skunk and hash..."
Paul McCartney: "Hi everyone, I'm headlining"
Everybody in attendance: "Bollocks!"
Glastonbury Dealer: "Hash, skunk, skunk and hash..."
Paul McCartney: "Hi everyone, I'm headlining"
Everybody in attendance: "Bollocks!"
by mooreeasyvibe April 08, 2005