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glanderize

Verb. The sexual conquest of a female. The act of glanderizing includes flirting, sexual activities, and bragging to your friends of the sexual activities.

Word originates from Ryan Glander, the king of flirtation.
Guy 1: Hey you and April left the party last night. What happened?
Guy 2: Dude. I totally glanderized her.
Guy 2: *Explains in detail the events of last night*
by Jameson Wolfe May 26, 2009
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glance fuck

A longing, desperate, smoldering glance at a stranger, strategically engineered to command their sexual attention.
I glanced fucked this girl through a cafe window this morning, but she looked away. She's probably a lesbian.
by izikeyl July 6, 2005
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Farting Glances

When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.
The group by the bar was festive, but suddenly all was quite, and everyone was looking among themselves with farting glances.
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
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glanderson booper

A term created on the YouTube podcast "The Drunken Peasants"

Glanderson Booper is the metaphysical love child of Glenn Beck and Anderson Cooper. He came into inception when Cooper stuck his blooper in Glenn's pooper.

Later used to flood the podcast chat of Tommy Sotomayor (also known as the DMCA who*e).
GLANDERSON BOOPER! GLANDERSON BOOPER! GLANDERSON BOOPER!
— The peasants chanting in unison as a hive mind, just as Paul's Globalist agenda had prophesied.
by Enclave Razorback December 14, 2016
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glanced

Feeling put out or upset. Not happy with an outcome of an event.
They don’t have anymore bangles at Starbucks and I am so glanced.
by TxnNY May 20, 2021
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gay glance

The look shared between two queer people when some heterosexual nonsense has just happened.
Aspen and Piers shared a gay glance when the professor assumed Piers was texting his “girlfriend” in class.
by Weirdsexphd January 1, 2019
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pants glance

to sneak a quick peek at a mans genital region through the pants in order to size up his penis. Usually done by gay men or bi-curious dudes.
I saw Ryan at the mall giving every guy the pants glance.
by Riq August 15, 2006
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