giuseppe

the sweetest person i know! honest! ive never once seen him get mad or annoyed (and im really annoying broski) hes rlly rlly nice—it’s actually insane how someone can be so cool. like yknow hes funny, sweet, pretty heckin adorable no cap; basically what were getting at here is that hes like actually the ideal friend. its supa cool to call him my super buddy bro guy homie amigo. i feel lucky to have such a person in my life. hes never ONCE done anything to get me upset-and thats saying a lot since im an angry and sad person but w him i jus turn into complete mush and literally the representation of the 🥺 emoji. uwu, giuseppe, uwu.

random person:hey who is that guy over there?
me: thats giuseppe. the best person yet!

by cheetopuffles September 22, 2019

a giuseppe

a Giuseppe is when someone pours olive oil into the anus of another individual.the first individual then pours paprika on the anus and proceeds in anal sex. After someone could follow this up with a Sicilian dumpster diver

things got crazy last night and i gave my girlfriend a Giuseppe

by trapani's finest February 19, 2014

Sloppy Giuseppe

To cum on one's hand and flick it onto another person using the Italian reasoning gesture.

"I will Sloppy Giuseppe your mother and father", "She got sloppied last night until there was no more reason", "Can I have a sloppy giuseppe please?"

by jironutz October 07, 2012

cold giuseppe

when someone pulls on another's nutsack so hard that it causes them to pass out.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that fight that Darrian and Trent got into?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard that Darrian gave Trent the cold giuseppe.
Guy 3: Yikes! That's gonna hurt when he wakes up.

by brian 2 February 28, 2023

Katie Giuseppe

Katie Giuseppe is a kid from Australia who has made a Youtube career with her best friend Anastasia Renae. They both look into Paranormal and criminal cases together. They both had started getting their fam from their first video BurnBank Estate in January 2020.

Friend 1: hey you know Katie Giuseppe?
Friend 2: yeah! shes the better half of Katie and Anastasia!

by Thicccc niicccc April 21, 2020

Giuseppe Gottabigdong

Someone that has a big dong, or slong, or a bingaling ball. If you don't get it I'm sorry. Someone's dong is in a gong.

Guy#1 I have a big Giuseppe Gottabigdong
Guy#2 you mean you got a big slong

by RHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA September 07, 2023

Giuseppe milk

When you mix a group of elements, preferably from the periodic table, and it makes a while liquid. This liquid is Giuseppe's milk.

Fuck yeah, drink up that Giuseppe milk Growse.

by Giuseppe September 04, 2022