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github

An uncommon porn site observed in some realities. In one known instance, it is a version control platform used by developers.
Oh, weird. I found another github, but they call it gittube.
by cinf April 30, 2024
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GitHub

GitHub is a massive code repository platform that everyone from programmers to software developers to IT professionals use and depend on. Unfortunately though, GitHub is also one of the most confusing sites to navigate through, especially for the average person who just wants to download a software.

I heavily stand by the belief that software developers should NOT use GitHub as the primary download hub for their end-users. That is very bad practice in my opinion. Instead, it is a better practice to host their finished software on dedicated download hubs such as sourceforge. GitHub is primarily a code repository, not a software repository, and average users nagivating a GitHub repo can get easily confused like I once did.
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Bob used the command 𝚐𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 ... to download a copy of his python project from his own repo.

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Average User: Where do I download YouTube vanced?
Dev: It's on our GitHub page, linked here.
Average User: Um where is the download link on that site?? I only see a README.md and other weird files.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 8, 2024
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GitHub

A software development tool which helps developers manage changes to code.

GitHub had a unique ability to turn ordinary people into raving psychopaths when a seemingly innocent mistake will require hours of overcomplicated and confusing nonsense to correct, culminating in a developer smashing their laptop with a hammer before setting fire to it and going on a Michael Douglas in Falling Down type rampage.
Oh for fucks sake.
I just pushed to main on GitHub instead of my feature branch. Now I mush shave my testicle with a rusty cheese grater while listening to the cheeky girls and fuck about reversing the polarity of the neutron flow for hours instead of doing actual work.

GitHub is a complete Git.
by Berty777 December 26, 2025
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ubg42.github.io

A Unblocked Game Website Made Using AI, Used SO Kids Can Play Games At School. Was Originally ubg95.github.io but The Creator Got Caught And Took It Down.
Bro You Should Play On Ubg42.github.io.
by McCMuffin123 November 9, 2025
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