Ghosty

When you finish taking a shit and look down at the toilet, to find it has disappeared (further into the toilet's plumbing).
Possibly one of the most confusing experiences imaginable.

Not to be confused with a "white Angel"

Holy shit man, I just did a ghosty! At first I was like "where the fuck did it go?"

by CurrymuncherRaj August 26, 2013

ghostying

when you orgasm but no cum comes out only the inner demons

“hey let’s ghosty together” “great i love ghostying”

by skeng420 January 6, 2023

ghostie

Someone who lusts after a paranormal investigator. Those who follow ghost hunters, or other ghost shows, trying to sleep with the cast. similar to a groupie in the band world.

Hey Janie really wants to sleep with Dustin from Ghost hunters..
Yeah, she really is a ghostie.

by Ineedanap January 25, 2009

ghosty

ghost blowjob, getting blown by a supernatural being, such as a ghost

"i was in the haunted house yesterday and i got a ghosty"

by aafg103f June 2, 2015

Ghostie

When you take a shit and it slides past the U-bend so fast it seemingly vanishes

Adam: dude I'm freaked out
Michael: what happened

Adam: just took a ghostie

by JerkinTheGerkin June 23, 2016

Ghosty

The act of disappearing from a night out with your mates to avoid being called a pussy.

I pulled a ghosty last night.

by Jacko22 October 15, 2018

Ghosty

When smoking a bong; a draw is taken, the mouth piece is then covered, leaving some smoke inside the billy. After holding in the draw, and exhailing, the ghosty can be sucked in to increase the hit of the initial draw.

Some people believe that the ghosty is what gets you stoned, but that cannot be accurately confirmed.

*Takes draw* "Quick! Save the ghosty, it's the best bit!"

"I greened out from a ghosty once!"

by Chisai-Sakura February 1, 2008