Steve Gerrard is the best all-round football player in the world at the moment. Nobody else combines defensive skills and attacking strength as he does so is therefore one of the few players who are actually priceless, even Chelsea not being able to get their grubby mits on him. Unbelieveable inspiration when the captain too, leading the way to two cup final comebacks in as many years for the best football club in the world. Immense.
"Shit did you see Gerrard score that goal in the FA Cup final, that was AAAAAMMMMMAAAAAZZZZZIIIIINNNNNGGGGG"
"Hahahaha chelsea are shit and they will lose the premiership next season because there is only one Steven Gerrard in the premiership"
"Hahahaha chelsea are shit and they will lose the premiership next season because there is only one Steven Gerrard in the premiership"
by RJJ July 9, 2006
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LIVERPOOL FC... NEVER WALK ALONE
LIVERPOOL FC... NEVER WALK ALONE
by Gabi Raving Reds Fan July 14, 2006
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Get the Gerrard mug.verb: to judge severely to the point where the term "judgmental" is insufficent to describe the degree of harshness associated with how you feel about a topic or person.
noun: any harsh statement that is blunt and to the point, disregarding anyone's feelings and usually made without excessive mental deliberation
noun: any harsh statement that is blunt and to the point, disregarding anyone's feelings and usually made without excessive mental deliberation
Not to be gerrodmental or anything, but when we were out at the club, the fattest girl in the universe was wearing a world map sweater.
by sisters February 6, 2010
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Where's me hubcaps? Oh, they've been Gerrarded!
by Lord Spanglemonkey of Daningham September 23, 2004
Get the Gerrarded mug.Technically, a receptacle used to collect semen (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.
More commonly, a wank sock.
Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.
More commonly, a wank sock.
Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.
That Simon, he's a right Gerrard's sock.
Often truncated to -
That Simon, what a sock.
Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -
What a fucking sock.
Or even as an adjective -
What a socking tool.
Often truncated to -
That Simon, what a sock.
Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -
What a fucking sock.
Or even as an adjective -
What a socking tool.
by Mrs Clancy February 14, 2005
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