gerkinjerkin

the art of male masturbation!!! (gerkin being small pickle)

I caught little johnny with a playboy gerkinjerkin again.

by VINNY125125 November 21, 2009

Girdlinger

1. One who intentionally blocks your direct view of a something in hopes of seeking attention
2. Someone who is girdlinging

1. Get out of the way you stupid cat im trying to watch TV! stop being a fucking girdlinger.

2. Damn i was trying to watch that ass twerking but her ugly friend kept girdlinging me!

by puppylove1O1 July 11, 2014

Grainger's Law

Any partisan discussion involving Hillary Clinton will eventually include discredited claims related to Benghazi despite 8 Republican House Congressional investigations that found zero wrongdoing.

Jane Doe you voted for her. We all know you were easily able to dismiss her lies, deceptiveness, and incompetence of Benghazi where several Americans were killed.

John Doe can't we have one conversation where you do not evoke Grainger's Law to circumvent the topic at hand?!?

by MadisongG January 20, 2017

gringer

One who goes ass-to-mouth; used as a polite and discreet alternative to saying ass-to-mouth when in public.
also: gringe (v)

Guy 1: "That girl I hooked up with last night? Total gringer."
Guy 2: "That's hot, I love a girl willing to gringe. I always keep Scope on the bedstand just in case."

by AsaNYC January 1, 2009

Gerlinde

She is a very outgoing and talkative person.She is a average looking girl sometimes needing to seek a partner but she will eventually forget about it and move on.She is a humble person who does not boast and she will willing to teach her peers whenever they need help.She can be senstitive at times and abit annoying but do not let this weakness make you view her differently!,she is really a great friend and a mate to be with!

i feel like GERLINDE is a great friend

by lolol89294882 January 22, 2021

Nerlingers

A term used in Scottish soccer newsgroups to indicate unwarranted hyperbole attributing special skills or qualities, especially to soccer players, with little evidence to support them.

Origin: Christian Nerlinger, a German soccer player who signed for Glasgow Rangers with great anticipation of his being an exceptional player but who later proved to be a grave disappointment.

Formerly Nerlinger's Syndrome.

"This boy may only have played for half an hour but I've seen enough to suggest we have landed a future great."

"No, you are just afflicted with Nerlingers."

by Studs Murphy January 26, 2006

Glinger

A hand gesture made when only your pinky and ring finger are put down. It resembles the gun you made when pretending to be a cop as a child. Usually put up in order to be the first chosen to answer a question, even though a person who uses glingers shout out anyways. Someone who uses glingers is usually an annoyance to the teacher and the class.

Teacher: What is the square root of 9?
Annoying Student C.B. (puts up glingers): That would be the number 3!
*The rest of the class rolls their eyes.*

by ilikecake1994 May 24, 2010