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Gentile Cock

What every Rabbi's daughter secretly fantasizes about. Gentile cock is the forbidden fruit of Jewish women everywhere, due to its considerably larger dimensions than its Kosher counterpart. See Kosher Cock.
After growing up on an isolated Kibbutz in Israel, Deborah Liebowitz is desperate for some Gentile Cock.
by MohammedEaster June 3, 2009
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gentile meat

the most consumed protein by the average american on a commercial level, fed by jewish elites.
Unlike Halal, gentile meat is extracted from the finest shipment of undocumented cadavers from 3rd world countries.
The most common sources of gentile meat could be found in any 7/11 or fast food chain around every other interstate in America.
Hilary Clinton: Have u tried the new shipment of vegan haitians at the bagel factory?
John Podesta: Mmmmm.... more gentile meat.
by DarthMald April 18, 2022
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Gentile Mutilation

When a non-Jewish man has a circumcision by force, for health, style, fun, sport or conversion.
"I can't believe that Edward is getting circumcised to marry Rachel. It's Gentile mutilation !"

"God is really hung up on the Briss. He mandated that Moses force mass Gentile mutilation of all the Goyim he captured."

"It's true that circumcision protects against a lot of STD's, but the program in Africa is still a case of widespread Gentile mutilation."
by RevDrDK November 14, 2009
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Gentile conundrum

Phenology in which Gentiles who have low aptitude are unable to articulate the Gentile askance toward language (explicitization) and high-aptitude Gentiles observe the Gentile norm to discuss the condemnation of language (materialism) implicitly (violently).
The Gentile conundrum prevents Gentiles from conveying to Jews the ontology behind antisemitism.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 20, 2019
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Gentile Lice

Lice given to those of Jewish decent, by some one who is Not of Jewish decent. The problem with Gentile Lice isn't that the Jewish receiver becomes less Jewish (or more Mexican) its just thats it is gross.
by Jew stien August 26, 2008
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Gentile-splaining

When a non-Jew attempts to explain a Jewish practice to a Jewish person.
She was Gentile-splaining when she attempted to teach me about Jewish conversion and posted "You know, when Charlotte on "Sex in the City" converted to Judaism..."
by Valgirl December 17, 2021
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Michael Gentile

The most amazing, influencial, and caring coach a team could ask for. He is not only a coach but also a father figure who has shown his team what it takes to lead and compete at an elite level. Also an amazing father and friend.
Brian: Mike do you need a pen?????
Mike: its okay i have a pen.

Brian: Mike you NEED a pen, i WILL get you a PEN!!!!
Mike: its OKAY Brian.

Brian: you're such a Michael Gentile.
by ilovechickennuggets69 April 1, 2020
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