Gerharded

Definition: When you ask someone for help, but they always say they are too busy to assist even though you never actually see them do any work.

Background: Corporate America - A guy at work (we all have them) who always says he is 'working 130%' yet you never see him doing anything.

"I asked for the very important, much needed info for the new project, but was Gerharded."

by Oh God, Why me? August 12, 2004

gaytarded

This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."

Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.

by T Man August 22, 2005

guitarded

One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.

Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?

by Tomanos December 30, 2007

Glarded

In reference to the handling/state of funds. Glarded funds cannot be put into a grapolated account, though this account type does offer many advantages.

I am sorry, my account cannot receive these funds as they are glarded, you may need to send money to my other bank.

by Pyxciel June 6, 2021

gaytarded

A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.

Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.

by Andrew May 23, 2003

Guitarded

The use of too much or too many guitars.

The band went guitarded in their live performance last night.

by thestripeisonfire March 1, 2011

gatarded

So retarded that Lady Gaga would be ashamed.

Your mom's so gatarded she thought disco sticks grew on trees

by LittlemonsteR333 November 7, 2010