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skeleton on the gelatin

October's "elf on the shelf".

A bowl of gelatin is left around the house that a small skeleton rests on top of. The skeleton watches children and, if they're bad, comes to life and haunts them until after Halloween.

Color of gelatin does not matter. Aim for green or red.
Child: " But I don't wanna clean my room and take out the trash!"
Adult: " That's cool. The 'skeleton on the gelatin' may just come and haunts your ass then."
by TripodJim September 22, 2019
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gelatto

the wrong spellin of gelato

Gelato, or the plural Gelati, is Italian ice cream made from milk and sugar, combined with other flavorings. The gelato ingredients (after an optional pasteurization) are frozen while stirring to break up ice crystals as they form. Like high-end ice cream, gelato generally has less than 35% air, resulting in a dense and extremely flavourful product.
gelatto is the mispelling of gelato
by --lynn-- February 5, 2008
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Gelatio

The act of receiving fellatio while eating gelato.
a)"I'm beat, I could sure go for some Dairy Queen and a blowjob"
b)"This is Europe, there's no Diary Queen here"
a)"Fine then, some Gelato and a blowjob. You know...Gelatio"
b)"Hot eats, cool treats!"
by Randolph Street September 15, 2010
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Spoon In My Gelato

He put his spoon in my gelato!
by chev1927 May 13, 2018
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Gelga

A term that can be used to replace either a swear word or an insult that refers to a person that is either stupid or nerdy.
You are such a gelga. Stop being such a gelga.
by Timpho August 3, 2009
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gelatinophobia

The fear of Jell-O brand gelatin or any type of gelatin, jelly included. Characterised by the avoidance of such materials and the refusal to consume said materials. People with gelatinophobia often find the wiggling of gelatin based food gross.
Nathan: I won't be eating jelly for a very long time.
Mike: I guess you caught Kel's gelatinophobia.
by miketaba July 12, 2008
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Gelgamek

A creature from another planet, the majority of which follow Christianity. Gelgamek women have vaginas that are 3 feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth. Gelgamek women are also featured in the intergalactic hit TV show, "Who Wants to Marry a Gelgamek?"



Aliens from South Park
Gelgameks and giant spiders are accepted symbols of the Christian faith in the Vatican.
by twomintomid April 16, 2009
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