geetard

gerard way with bleached blonde hair.

Gerard is a geetard for bleaching his hair.

by brooke acker September 8, 2006

Getarded

The act of being gay and/or retarded.
Also can be used as GETARD. A gay and/or retarded person.

Roger: My new boyfriend is HOT.
Dale: You're getarded.

Marge: omg, like i was like buying like shoes like yesterday, and it said like fifty percent off and and i was like "omg, i dont want two-thirds of my shoe to be missing, like omg" so i left.
Jeanette: It means the price, you getard.

Pronunciation:
Gee-tard

by Molly Patience :] October 24, 2008

geetard

another word for tard; gee is the sound that tards make, or more generally the sound of society

Why you bein' such a geetard today?
Society is made up of nothing but a bunch of geetards.

by squilliam November 24, 2006

gertard

A language said whilst sober, but when spoken sounds like a drunk retarded German.

Gelia: Hey what's up?

Gadison: Uhh not mercher er but I is goin to sleep looter.

Gelia: What? Are you speaking Gertard?

by nellyjellybelly April 18, 2014

geetard

one who is guitarded

That geetard just tried to convince me that those humbuckers were single coils!

by Omar Churchill March 3, 2011

geitarded

As our principal said that he would give denentions if we described someting as "gay" or "retarded", we combined the too...

something that is whack, retarded, and gay all at the same time.

1) that question was so geitarded...
2) look at that geitard in the burberry knock off shoes...

by Peter Pappas December 10, 2004

gefard

A state of being. Like being so crazy or lit maybe even zooted.

This party is gefard. You know tim, oh yeah that guy is gefard. I'm so high I'm gefard

by Gefardest April 13, 2017