geekery

geek-er-y:

n/prn. the collective goings on of geeks/ the qualities that make a geek

adv. the individual actions that define people as geeks

n/prn. Overclocking your electric razor to create a rift in the time-space continuum is a testimonial to you geekery.

v. There is a negative correlation to the ammount of time spent in pursuits of geekery to the percent chance of engaging in reproductive acts.

by StaticH3ad March 14, 2006

boner geeked

When you’re so geeked you get a boner

Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro”

by Big 1400 May 14, 2018

geeked

Mind totally blown from excessive use of an upper (cocaine,crystal)

Man I got geeked last night.

by SouthernBoi August 13, 2003

small penis goeken

a condition where the minute size of a person's penis adversely affects his behavior towards other people, particularly of the opposite sex. symptoms range from exhibiting overtly aggressive behavior to completely incoherent speech and the inability to control urination due to the miniscule dimensions of the said organ; usually all symptoms occur simultaneously.

after a cerebral hit of what eric thought was opium; which turned out to be sour dwarf milk, he started to act like a small penis goeken

by original prankster May 1, 2006

geeker

a crack addict with the characteristically fast walk and glazed eyes.

Joey: look at that geeker bitch all zoned out, she needs help.
Marcus: no, she needs to come over here and give me fellatio for $15

by Meta4.ce August 4, 2004

Geeked

To be high out of your mind by smoking weed. Excessive laughter and munchies are the side effects. So high your eyes are as red as the devils dick.

"Yo gimmie that blunt"

"Naa man you geeked as fuck already"

"Fuck you nigga, this my shit"

"shittttt"

by Fatty McPots January 27, 2010

geekenfreude

Pleasure derived from the geekiness of others.

Derived from schadenfreude, by a geek.

Geekenfreude is the feeling you get when your friend is jumping up and down with excitement over a perceived reference to Harry Potter in their favourite band's new album.

That is, if you're not the kind of person who would just sigh and ignore them.

by The Real Insomnius September 24, 2005