garg

garg is short for gargoyle he’s a creature from down in the ancient swamps of Jerusalem it usually is a man. he’s very short and has a half shaved beard and a hunched back . resembles a 8 year old child but has a mind of a 90 year old man. he’s usually plays guitar but he’s very bad at it. you’ll probably see him in a band but he’s very untalented and horrific. people named garg usually have lots of cuts and scabs on there hand it’s a symbol for being disgusting. he’s the worst person to walk this earth but he still a comedy show. people love to just laugh at him.

person 1 : laughs
garg: there just nervous

person 2 : everyone hates you garg

garg: cries to his mommy and daddy
child: mommy what’s that ugly creature

mom : it’s just garg beware

by rattybrats February 18, 2020

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Garg

(v). to act really gay, to be very arrogant, to act like a douche

(n). someone that thinks they're the shit, someone that wears very tight clothing, someone who is overprotective of their girlfriend, someone who alienates all of his friends for his girlfriend

(v). "Please quiting garging, it makes people want to hate you."

(n). "Man, you're being a garg right now, you never do anything fun with the guys anymore."

by GSPJesus January 22, 2010

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