When you nut and puke at the same time
Oh my god that highlighter is so pigmented I'm garfing
by Mydadhasthebesttoys November 12, 2016
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A small white-haired hobbit that has a mental affliction from drinking too many vodka lemonades. May be seen pulling tramps, biting the head off a dead bird, or just plain making a fool.
Gary Leeson.

"Garf's been at the plants again, bloody hobbit"
by Muzza2k April 5, 2005
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A gay, ass, retarded, fuck. who alway fucks shit up or is completely fucked up in his head and his face.
winslow as "GARF" getting wasted and/or high or even sober spills drinks, weed, and beer. breaks anything in sight and performs rediculous stunts like chaseing a soccer ball like a dog or running miles for the fuck of it.
by Justin M. Ross January 15, 2009
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abbr. "Garfinkles"

Used to express dissatisfaction, disgust or annoyance.

Originated in Whistler, Canada
That chick was so garf
by CaroN May 4, 2005
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you get this feeling when you are Kandie Flipping (ecstacy and LSD) and your body trys to move past the 5 senses and collapses.
Im straight up garfing right now my wall is rippling
by Skroddle July 11, 2008
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garf. he is rad
garf is rad
by garf January 25, 2004
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No specific meaning. It is used to express excessive excitement regarding a particular subject.
Dylan: Dude... Mass Effect 3!!

Kevin: I can't WAIT till that game comes out!!

Dylan: GARF
by Captain DUCK October 7, 2011
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