The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014
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Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number
Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
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Bruh that peeping tom was ganalyzing.
by Adamjobrien September 21, 2016
Get the Ganalyzing mug.A law of physics generally attributed to Anime, in which breasts move independent of gravity and jiggle absurdly with even the smallest motion.
"Dude, did you see that chick?" "Yeah, she was Gainaxing so bad, I thought she'd get a black eye."
"I would run more often, but not even my sports bra can stop the gainaxing. it really hurts my back."
"I would run more often, but not even my sports bra can stop the gainaxing. it really hurts my back."
by Chaosweaver November 1, 2012
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You design an avitar to dysplay as yourself when you post, you gain gold (Gaian currency ) when you post, you can dress up your avitar with various clothing and accesorys by buying them with gold at the various shops around the map.
You design an avitar to dysplay as yourself when you post, you gain gold (Gaian currency ) when you post, you can dress up your avitar with various clothing and accesorys by buying them with gold at the various shops around the map.
by Zac Beaumont April 15, 2004
Get the go-gaia mug.(juh-lee-uh) A sexy motherfucker thats always with the shit no matter what. Occasionally acts stupid, but very smart. Incredibly beautiful even without any makeup. She is a ride or die og and will stand by your side for better or worse and she is super nice.
Galia is my ride or die bitch.
by Og rida cuhhhs February 11, 2018
Get the Galia mug.Acronym standing for Getting Away From It All, used in science fiction fandom and coined in 1940 by Dick Wilson. When it was first coined, it meant a fan who was getting away from mundane persuits to engage in fan activities, but in a very short period it flip-flopped in meaning and was thereafter used to mean leaving fan activities behind to pursue real-world endeavors. See also: "gafiate".
I was gafia while attending college.
by rich brown August 8, 2004
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