gammon hangers

Flapping female labia - see beef curtains

She had gammon hangers like a pork butcher on pension day

by Beefy February 9, 2004

gayson

a very ugly creature that annoys everybody and likes dick.

OMG!!!!!

what?!?!?!?

dude i just saw a freakin gayson

holy crap man, did it go for your cock?

yea! im fuckin scared

by duke mccalister March 23, 2010

gammon satchel

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina

I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

gasonomic

adj.
Used to describe vehicles that are, or have the image of being, fuel-efficient.

It's supposed to be all gasonomic, but I don't think the extra 5 mpg's are worth $6,000.

by R06 January 10, 2009

gammon slipper

Used to describe someone thick or frustratingly stupid. Based on the slang for a ladies downstairs area

Darren: "I sold my Datsun to this geezer who then crashed it and wanted his money back"

Tim: "urgh, what a complete Gammon Slipper"

by QuantumMan October 7, 2016

Gammonigook

Incoherent rant from a stout yeomen, probably because of high blood pressure caused by decades of 'PC gone mad', being defeated in arguments about the non-existent merits of Brexit and women getting the vote.

Gammon often make their appearance on BBC's Question Time jabbing their porcine fingers at the camera while demanding immediate nuclear strikes against Remain-voting areas, people who eat vegetables and/or cyclists.

The Gammonigook spouting from the Gammon was harsh upone the pub goers ears.

by Gammonhunter July 1, 2018

gamboner

people who are named gamboner means they have a big cock and they are very nice.👨🏿 🤝 👨🏽

gamboner is very nice and he/she has a big cock.👨🏿 🤝 👨🏽

by boner_lol December 31, 2020