Gallon Douche

That douche bag that goes to classes with a gallon jug of water or some other liquid. The need for this kind of hydration in a class that at most will be in session 3 hours, is excessive for any human being, even Michael Phelps.

"That guy brought a gallon of water to ENG 101? Really? What a Gallon Douche"

"Man, that guy looks like such a douche carrying that gallon of water across the quad. We should call him a Gallon Douche"

by mikedaman82000 March 31, 2010

gallons

A unit of volume in the imperial measurement system. Typically used for measuring amounts of liquid to be sold. Rarely used in scientific or any usefull application.

I got 10 gallons of root beer for 5 bucks!

by berkinator August 7, 2005

gallon of cum

when you cum a gallon into a slut. (prob was susan)

man dude susan ate a gallon of cum last night it was litttt

by not.so.subtle.on.instagram June 13, 2018

Gallontines Day

The day you successfully fill your girlfriend with a total of one gallon of cum (1,000 deposits) during your relationship

“Hey man have you done the homework?”

“Nah. I’ve been trying really hard to reach gallontines day”

by Giggles&Pooh October 16, 2020

Ghetto Gallon Challenge

Bringing a large amount of any beverage to school or work and drinking it all before lunch. You can also go head to head to see who can drink it all first.

Trey: What are sabby and jenn doing?
Jenn: Just the ghetto gallon challenge fool.

by JennJennx3 March 9, 2009

miles per gallon

The distance a motor vehicle can travel on a gallon of gasoline.

My Escort gets 34 miles per gallon.

by tradesman July 8, 2003

10 gallon asshat

1. an asshat of extreme proportions.
2. one who engages in frequent and unwarranted asshattery

that man is a 10 gallon asshat

by z-minus August 25, 2005