An alcoholic drink described in Douglas Adams's book, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.
The Guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself.
Take the juice from one bottle of the Ol' Janx Spirit, it says.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V - Oh, that Santraginean sea water, it says. Oh those Santraginean fish!!!
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Sun deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica.)
--Douglas Adams
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.
The Guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself.
Take the juice from one bottle of the Ol' Janx Spirit, it says.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V - Oh, that Santraginean sea water, it says. Oh those Santraginean fish!!!
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Sun deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica.)
--Douglas Adams
"Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty-ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia."
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A name or nickname given to a graceful woman with both a tender and a villainous streak. Galaxia is not as much a name as it is a statement; a title given to women as brilliant as a galaxy and hotter than all its stars combined.
Wthout exception, none of their boyfriends deserve them.
Wthout exception, none of their boyfriends deserve them.
Dude, keep dreaming. That girl? She's a genuine Galaxia.
Son, when you want to make a move on a girl, you might as well go for a Galaxia. You'll be rejected, but no one will laugh at you because they wouldn't do any better.
Son, when you want to make a move on a girl, you might as well go for a Galaxia. You'll be rejected, but no one will laugh at you because they wouldn't do any better.
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A bowl of gelatin is left around the house that a small skeleton rests on top of. The skeleton watches children and, if they're bad, comes to life and haunts them until after Halloween.
Color of gelatin does not matter. Aim for green or red.
A bowl of gelatin is left around the house that a small skeleton rests on top of. The skeleton watches children and, if they're bad, comes to life and haunts them until after Halloween.
Color of gelatin does not matter. Aim for green or red.
Child: " But I don't wanna clean my room and take out the trash!"
Adult: " That's cool. The 'skeleton on the gelatin' may just come and haunts your ass then."
Adult: " That's cool. The 'skeleton on the gelatin' may just come and haunts your ass then."
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Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colorless volatile liquid formed by the formentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says that the effect of drinking the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like have your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says that the effect of drinking the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like have your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004
Get the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster mug.The Great Galactic wars were a conflict between the Reptilian/Draconian E.T's and the Lyrans, and the Galactic Federation that lasted millions of years, and ended millions of years ago. The war started because the Reptilians wanted to colonize the same planets and they encountered the feline race -Lyrans from Vega, Lyra constellation. The Reptilians wanted to enslave everyone in the Universe,Enslave Lyrans, and occupy them. But the war later became a war between the Light and the Dark, the Reptilians, supported the idea of Service to self while Lyrans-service to others. In that horrible times, many of Lyrans were brutally murdered, seperated, enslaved, but many good warriors also rose. The Reptilians were low-vibrational beings, they act like animals , make jokes about murder sometimes while fighting, and are ruled by their animalistic impulses. Throughout the war a few planets in the Lyra constellation were destroyed. Fortunely, the war ended , the Reptilians still aren't serving the light (some if them are and they rebelled) and are just neutral. Some of them are evil.
- did you fight in The Great Galactic Wars in your past life?
- Yes, I did. The war left a big mark on my soul and my personality. It's tearing me apart every day.
- Yes, I did. The war left a big mark on my soul and my personality. It's tearing me apart every day.
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