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grooning

Verb,a colloquial term literally meaning "Group spooning" The act of spooning with 4 or more people (as 2 is spooning, and 3 is throoning).

It is commonly thought that the term is derived from Nordic, to describe the Viking long boaters sleeping arrangements as they huddled for warmth, escaping from reach of the North Sea's clutches of bitter cold at night.

On the contrary, other's believe that "grooning" was first brought to popular attention by Henry VIII, where in his final days he called for all of his past wives to be dug up from their graves or called up to the palace so he could have one last embrace and waller in the success of his marital achievements.
"Hey baby, how about you, me, your friend, your sister, your mother and my uncle here go back to mine, i've got an urge for some serious grooning"
by The Throonmeister December 29, 2009
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Gooning

Seeing how many crab rangoons you can fit in your ass.
You finna goon tonight? I'm putting in an order at Big Wong. To be clear, gooning means sticking crab rangoons up your ass.
by Milky Wong June 4, 2021
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Gooning

The act of Messing around inside a public or store or just acting stupid
Hello, would you like to go gooning at Walmart?”
by Iamgoonman September 13, 2022
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goofoning

When Goof reeks havoc upon the Discord server, it's called the Goofoning
*Goof begins to mute people*
Person 1: Awe shit it's the Goofoning
by Mhxkai June 24, 2023
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prestige gooning

gooning so hard that you reset and prestige, or, gooning with elite concentration and discipline
Garvey: Where’s Marvey?

Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.

Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.
by tomatoBhutan April 26, 2023
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Gooning

A rampage that starts after drinking lots of cheap wine ie: goon, which involves driving into bins and letterboxes, pushing over Sandstone pillars/letterboxes, egging houses and cars, stealing garden gnomes and solar lights and blowing up or towing rubbish bins. "Gooning" a word for teenage drunken stupidity! A word created by my mate Rob of S.A
"You boys up for some Gooning tonight"
by BBoyz August 21, 2005
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gooning it up

The act of spending money on cheap wine (usually in cask form) by a group to get intoxicated quickly.
Agnas
"We only got $10AUD and we wanna get drunk tonight, what should we do?

Mortimer
"I say that we should be gooning it up my friend"
by TROYum May 7, 2005
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