A retard who plays the guitar.
Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.
Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.
Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.
Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.
by Pipe Downn January 22, 2009
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Get the Guitard mug.The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.
Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.
Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.
by Kdott December 6, 2006
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1. The act of being mentally altered and attempting to play more than you can with a guitar.
2. When the drummer in your band mis-speaks and is caught and the rest of the guys morph the word into something stoneriphic
2. When the drummer in your band mis-speaks and is caught and the rest of the guys morph the word into something stoneriphic
by Aggressive Betty February 11, 2006
Get the Guitarded mug.To have no dexterity at the Playstation 2 game guitar hero 1 or 2.
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To be just plain bad and have no talent at guitar hero, like Mrs. Peck.
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To be just plain bad and have no talent at guitar hero, like Mrs. Peck.
Mrs. Peck did an abysmal job at guitar hero 2, she got booed off of the stage so fast, i swear that she's guitarded.
by Steven "Poseidon" Segura March 23, 2007
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