Receiving a hand job in a car, primarily an Uber, with the penis being attended to underneath a specialty Guatemalan handbag.
My boy Bob had some drinks last night and wound up getting a Guatemalan handbag from this girl in the backseat of an Uber.
by Dirky Sploosh December 29, 2018
Holy crap, dude, I flooded her ass with so much jizz last night that it collapsed. Yeah, it's a real Guatemalan sinkhole down there now.
by Catpuke June 01, 2010
An asshole that has been double penetrated so many times that it begins to resemble that giant sinkhole in Guatemala.
by PepeSilviaDayBowBow June 01, 2010
by Sheisse Grenata March 06, 2009
The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.
by Jarred Retro August 05, 2006
A sugary cock of a man of Guatemalan descent-note has to be more than 7 inches and might come with Vanilla icing
Juan had a real Guatemalan churro
He almost gave me Diabetes, because his Guatemalan churro was so sugary
He almost gave me Diabetes, because his Guatemalan churro was so sugary
by Guatamalen churro April 19, 2019
A sexual position in which the pitcher stands on two skateboards (one foot per skateboard) with the catcher in a wheelbarrow-type position, suspended by the pitcher's penis on one end and a self-propelled lawnmower on the other. The lawnmower is turned on and the participants ride out of the garden down the street while they fuck.
by Karma Sutra November 10, 2017