Guanaca and Proud

a stupid cerota whom sucks on her mom's giant cock, and then fucks her father and brothers because they are ugly ass bitches and that's the only way they get fucked

That bitch is a whore, I bet she's Guanaca and Proud

by anthony March 24, 2005

Guynacologist

A guy who has no bitch thus making him hang out with and study the behavior of his friends

Kyle didn't ever get any so he became a Guynacologist.

by OhKevinG June 5, 2009

Guanajo

Guanajo (mas) Guanaja (fem)
Used in Cuba and Dominican Republic
1. Turkey
2. Fool, dumb (noun) or Foolish, goofy (adj)

1. My uncle raised the guanajo in his farm.

2. Berta was always una guanaja, even though she considers herself sharp.
3. With how tall and strong he's become, Manny is still un guanajo.

by LenaChacha November 12, 2022

ghanacologist

A make-believe medical practitioner whom every lonely middle-aged man who romances ladies online fervently wishes actually did exist; da purpose of said genius-doctor would be to give said "prospective partner" women a thorough "check-up" to see if they actually are located in da geographical areas where they claim to be from, or if they're merely residing in a far-off land in Western Africa.

Since ghanacologists do not exist and therefore are not an option for determining if a Facebook chick is "for real" or not, I employ da simple and inexpensive "code-phrase letter" strategy --- I mail a regular paper-envelope-and-internal-written-message letter to da street-address dat da lady gave me, wif a special message written on da letter-sheet inside for her to read and then repeat back to me on Instant Messenger. Dat way, I can more-reliably know if she actually lives at da address she gave me, or if she had merely given me da address of some random citizen who knows nothing about her.

by QuacksO April 4, 2023

Guanco

A word used to name a person who is stereotypically Mexican. This includes the way they talk and look. Guanca if it's a female.

"Ve mira a ese guanco que va ahi, vamos a saltarle." (Yo look at that guano there, lets jump him.)

by 0ffset June 14, 2023

guanach

Sexual term for vagina or anus

I asked for guanach when i went to her house

by Cayleb January 28, 2025