ghanacologist 

A make-believe medical practitioner whom every lonely middle-aged man who romances ladies online fervently wishes actually did exist; da purpose of said genius-doctor would be to give said "prospective partner" women a thorough "check-up" to see if they actually are located in da geographical areas where they claim to be from, or if they're merely residing in a far-off land in Western Africa.

Since ghanacologists do not exist and therefore are not an option for determining if a Facebook chick is "for real" or not, I employ da simple and inexpensive "code-phrase letter" strategy --- I mail a regular paper-envelope-and-internal-written-message letter to da street-address dat da lady gave me, wif a special message written on da letter-sheet inside for her to read and then repeat back to me on Instant Messenger. Dat way, I can more-reliably know if she actually lives at da address she gave me, or if she had merely given me da address of some random citizen who knows nothing about her.

ghanacologist by QuacksO April 4, 2023

Ganjacologist 

One who is proficient in the ganjacological arts. Can pick the sweetest cheeba cheeba from across the room, and is a weed-snob. Or they can just be an intense pot head.

Cash is definitely a ganjacologist.

Ganjacologist by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

'ginacologist 

Similar to gynecologist, but more specifically for your 'gina.
Derived from a mispronunciation of gynecologist.

'Something weird's going on with my vagina.'
'Oh you should have it checked out by a 'ginacologist.'

'ginacologist by tomas loves argentinian women July 16, 2008

Guynacologist 

A guy who has no bitch thus making him hang out with and study the behavior of his friends

Kyle didn't ever get any so he became a Guynacologist.

Guynacologist by OhKevinG June 5, 2009