GPS

A digital crutch used by people who proudly claim to be handicapped with a poor sense of direction or a poor mental map of their surroundings.

Relying on GPS weakens our natural ability to find our own way, while atrophying other cognitive skills that are needed to navigate our oft-complicated lives—we need to resurrect the lost art of getting out of our comfort zone and finding our way without a map or GPS.

by MathPlus February 20, 2018

GPS

Global positioning system. The device wants to tell you where to go but always recalculates. Because you come up with a better route to your destination.

"Follow your GPS."
"She wants me to go onto that road, but it's closed. I don't usually listen to her."
"Recalculating."

by YoukoM November 25, 2017

gps

Gay Porn Site.
A site for gay porn.
Sometimes we make jokes about GPS.

A: Look, I got a GPS!
B: ??!! You became a gay porn site administor??!! LOL

by SandaimeSpaceMan January 11, 2009

GPS

Ghost Phone Syndrome
Is when you keep having the sensation of feeling your cell phone vibrating on your leg (through your pocket), even though nobody has called you. It will happen more often if you're expecting a call.

Not your significant other (because your always distracted, thinking something good might happen) says: 'Have you got GPS or something?'
You:"Umm, nah, I just really love to know what the time is, don't you?"

by Ned Lear January 2, 2009

GPS

Gay Party System. Usually installed into a person's car. Used to play gay music, view gay porn, and host a gay party.

Man, in his flash Audi, he's gota GPS. He must be gay.

by ded25 May 2, 2008

GPS

Great Piece of Shit

This $300.00 GPS device got me fucking lost!

by Ladiesman854156 December 16, 2008

GPS

A "GPS" means 'Gigantic Penis Syndrome'. Men with GPS usually tend to make jokes out of their penis.

Person 1: 'Hey, can I drive my GPS into your hole?'

Person 2: 'Ew, why would I want a map in me?'

Person 1: '...'

by iiblocky October 10, 2022