Gordo

One of the coolest motherfuckers on the planet. A Gordo is very hot, and extremely funny man with enough power to rule the world. Kind, entertaining and empathetic, having a Gordo around is what the body needs.

Damn, look at that guy, he is obviously a Gordo. I wish I had a Gordo in my life

by Gordosha December 2, 2007

Gordo

A Gordo is pulling an all night drinking fest, waking up next to a hot chick, turning up to the football match late and then getting sent off for vomitting on the ref.

Dave 'Hey you out tonight?'
Bill 'Depends, last week i pulled a Gordo'

by beavis halfwit February 10, 2010

gordo

The first person totally sloshed/drunk/wasted/crunk at a party, usually often before most people have even begun getting wasted. The "gordo" is generally the life of the party.

Hey guys, Jake is the new gordo!
Jake: Im not gordo!
everyone: hey gordo!!!
Jake: whos gordo!!!
everyone: YOU!!

by switchblade1992 July 10, 2009

Gordo

To get Hammered or to Loose ones patience with persons or situations

I'm about to go Gordo on your a**

I got Gordo'd last night man

by fellow co-worker September 15, 2009

gordo

someone who masterbates to foot porn, also someone with no friends

Last night dan pulled a gordo to mimi from drew carey's feet

by nick December 13, 2004

Gordo

Gordo is a person who loves to watch Sports Center and chug beers. He will fight anyone who is a republican and anyone who says he won't chug that beer. If he gets pissed enough he'll just go up stairs.

"Gordo, did you just try to throw a turkey in my loft?"-Me
"Fuck this, I'm going upstairs."-Gordo

by Paul Ziegler February 27, 2008

Gordo

To cheat at the game of Jenga. Specifically by changing your chosen peice after attempting to remove it from the stack

#YOGO - you only Gordo once

Do you want to phone a Gordo?

Teoh doesn't f**king Gordo

by The P Train April 15, 2014