Geoff

Synonymous with the word douche.
Looks and acts like Scott Disick.
Has amazing hair yet claims he doesn't do a thing to it.
Too skinny and wears incredibly short shorts.
Attracts pre-pubescent girls at Wal*Mart and procedes to hit on them.
Pretty much a waste of space.

Great, that just looks like a Geoff...
See douche

by drummergirl marie April 24, 2011

geoff

verb, comes from the chinese slang 'to geoff' meaning to kill a vampire, eat its lungs in a traditional indian curry while dancing around singing. geoffrey in todays terms has become mondernised by society and now means 'to shit'

damn that was some good geoffing, thats not how i'd geoff,

by geoff May 13, 2005

Geoff

Any mother fucker who spells Jeff like this is an asshole.

Geoff can go fuck himself

by Pussy penis November 4, 2018

geoff

(v.) To take and consume someone else's unattended, partially consumed alcoholic beverage.

Yo, somebody totally geoffed my beer.

Yo, somebody totally geoffed my wine.

Hey, dude, can you watch my beer? I don't want it to get geoffed.

by heyslagsyougoingouttonight? April 12, 2011

Geoff

a man who hasnt admitted his gay sexuality yet, but fucks guys in the ass and is really obnoxious looking

"That kid Geoff, his face makes me just want to punch it out"

by mccracka2232 April 27, 2009

Geoff

Geoff, also known as dogshit. May come across as competent until you get to know him. Ambition often outweighs his ability, the term Geoff has been used since the 16th century to descretely describe incompetent supervisors performing duties above their capabilities. Has a tiny dick, but believes it is bigger and more powerful than everyone elses. Loves to gargle cum.

Definitions
16th century - "hey claudius, i think maximus is a real Geoff"
Modern day - "holy shit dude, this useless bastard is a real Geoff, lets dick his coffee cup.

by Maark75 December 12, 2012

Geoff

A ginger; often attracted to orange or, to a lesser extent, red.
Shouldn't go out in the sun for too long.

You look terrible in Geoff.

by Kittykatra February 5, 2010