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furnace of endor 

First entered the vernacular on Metroboards.com. This term, taken from the name of an old Confederate-owned iron smelting furnace in Lee County, refers to the processes of the human digestive tract and the resulting noxious gaseous emmisions. Allusions to the odour of burnt Ewok hair and flesh are apparent.
"I'd better sleep on the couch, honey; those tacos will have the furnace of endor smelting all night."
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furnace anus 

The overindulgence of too many vindaloos (or other spicy food), too much cheap beer, or by incerting obects covered in tabasco sauce into the anus(see Mexican Starfish) causing extreme discomfort whilst taking a poo.
Too much spicey food could cause furnace anus
furnace anus by ticktokk April 20, 2014

furnace room lullaby 

Jimmy hasn't paid his gambling debit and he hasn't been seen for a bit. Maybe Jimmy got sung a furnace room lullaby.
furnace room lullaby by Not Jimmy September 10, 2007

furnace ass 

A romantic partner who gives off a lot of body heat.
Wintertime camping is easy and comfortable when you share a sleeping bag with a furnace ass.
furnace ass by EvilRedhead October 9, 2014

furnace blast 

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.
Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!
furnace blast by death180 September 8, 2015

Furnace Mask 

A cosmetic used by Sans1244, no matter what. If you use this cosmetic too, your hiding skills can be enhanced.
player 5917:*uses a furnace mask
player5917*fucking dies
Furnace Mask by The_Leafy_Boi1244 December 27, 2020

Furnace Stacker 

A Furnace Stacker is a term used to describe the act of compacting Minecraft Cobblestone into stacks upon stacks of Furnaces, the other individual(s) involved may recive direct discomfort when seeing such an amount of Furnaces.
Player: What the actual fuck.
Furnace Stacker:What? Is there a problem here?
Player:You have 34 Double chests full of Furnaces. You sick bastard.
Furnace Stacker: What do you mean, is there something wrong with that?
Player:Fuck off.