fortification

Often confused with medieval castles and military forts, fortification is actually a lifestyle choice. Fortifiers ingest large amounts of asszucchini, dingleberries, brown asparagus, and other assorted rear-end vegetables. Based on the controversial diet section of Corny V. Buttstache's sensationalizing book, "Brown Greens," it advocates the practice of slowing.

I always find myself in a state of fortification.

by Corny V. Buttstache December 6, 2007

fornification

two people who are not married to eachother or dating eachother having sexual relations.

jackass: dude, i slept with a prostitute last night...

jackass's friend: you fagass thats total fornification.

by bubbahspizzarks December 22, 2008

Fartification

A room filled with farts to a point where no one wants to enter from the outside. Mostly bedrooms in the morning.

"When I arrived at the party, the room was a fartification. I couldn't bear to go there and stayed in the kitchen instead."

by Arctica February 2, 2017

fecification

the action of covering something with fecis

He put the straws in the bathroom, therefore causing fecification to occur.

by stealthchris117 October 31, 2008

purification

1.To kill everyone in a clan or area to stop a few or one person from doing something against the clan or area.
2.To clean something inpure

1.I purified the oval office today two more years my ass Bush.
2.I purified my underwear useing the dishwasher.

purification

by Forest Wayne July 19, 2006

Fornification

The act of of simultaneously bolstering the structural defenses of one's fortress and having familiar relations with one or more persons of the opposite sex.

King Henry VIII can attribute his victory at the Battle of Tours to a modernized navy and frantic fornification leading up to and during the battle.

Fred's meticulous fornification was successful in preventing outsiders entrance to his castle but the population still increased by one less than a year later.

When mastered, the skill of fornification can be one's greatest asset.

by Catherine of Aragon January 1, 2010

Fobification

An unavoidable metamorphosis process that takes place when a person moves abroad.

Two americans studying abroad in Rome: "Hey dude, what are you doing wearing that man-bag?"..."Sorry, I couldn't do anything...it's part of mi fobification"

by JRDL March 21, 2010