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Funancially

Funance is the science of fun management. The general areas of funance are business funance, personal funance, and public funance. Having fun at work, having fun with yourself, and having fun in public are all required to be a funancially responsible person. Funance includes saving fun and often includes lending fun. The field of funance deals with the concepts of time, money, risk, booze, the opposite sex and how they are interrelated. It also deals with how fun is spent and budgeted.

Often funancial decisions involve others, to be funancially responsible fun should not begotten at the expense of someone that cannot defend themselves.

Funancial independence should be everyone’s goal, unfortunately it will not allow one to retire.
Going to Las Vegas (from Chicago) on 3 hours notice is not a good idea financially, funancially it is mandatory.
by T.A. PABST June 15, 2010
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funnierestnever

1. The not funnest time ever.
2. Really bad time having fun.
We had a funnierestnever time.
by NoFear14 January 15, 2021
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Carpal Funnel Syndrome

A stiff, sharp pain in one's neck. Usually occurring after funneling several tasty beers.
Last weekend I funneled about 15 fresh beers and my neck's killing me. I'm fairly certain I'm suffering from Carpal Funnel Syndrome.
by siv73 October 26, 2010
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dumb-funnel

(noun) That person who plays go between for intellectuals and idiots.
They're never going to understand it. Send this to Kevin, he's the dumb-funnel.
by Akragard March 13, 2020
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funnel cake sundae

A yummy, crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.
Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"
by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 4, 2006
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Blue Funnel

Pseudonym of 1LT Jaclyn Gill of the 94th BSB, 4th Brigade, 10th Mountain Division, Fort Polk, Louisiana. So named because she made some (bad) amateur porn in college and in one video, (after a BAD blowjob), swallows a guy's load through a blue funnel inserted into her mouth, then wipes it out with her hands and licks it from her fingers. She is also a total bitch who is the personification of incompetence, pure evil, and has a busted-looking rotten snatch.
Person 1: "Did you see the video where Jackie drinks the jizz through the blue funnel?"

Person 2: "Yeah, it made me puke so hard, my dog jumped out the window. Blue Funnel's one disgusting bitch."

Person 1: "I'd hit it."

Person 2: "Yeah, with a stick maybe."
by TehMaestro January 14, 2008
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Funnie

A soon-to-be widely used internet word that helps decipher between what is and is not sarcastic when referring to something being funny.
A: I'm Rick James, bitch!

B: Hella funnie, bro.

A: :(
by Rightning December 14, 2010
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