"When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's fletching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk
by Steven August 10, 2004
Get the feltching mug.Spending a lot of time answering emails or message board posts in a long winded and repetitive manner, often at the expense of useful activity. Similar to jacking off, but less pleasurable.
We missed half a day of work because my ride was up til 3 AM last night finching off on the computer in the motel lobby again.
by metaverse December 10, 2010
Get the finching off mug.Pronounced "Funting." It is the shortened version of fun-hunting.
Fun-hunting is defined as the act of tracking down excitement in all situations...even in scenarios that are already considered fun by most.
Funtzing is of Czech & Irish origin, which explains the silent "Z" and the invisible "H."
Fun-hunting is defined as the act of tracking down excitement in all situations...even in scenarios that are already considered fun by most.
Funtzing is of Czech & Irish origin, which explains the silent "Z" and the invisible "H."
A concert can be fun all by itself...but those who are funtzing will also talk their way past security into the VIP areas, find free drinks, and somehow end up backstage after the show.
by Quinnbaseball December 12, 2012
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Get the Fretching mug.by MarishConners July 31, 2012
Get the footching mug.An act usually performed by gay men where one man sucks the sperm out of another man's ass. Typically performed in a threesome but some gay men have been known to retrieve their own sperm.
by toast455 July 1, 2005
Get the flitching mug.The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.
It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.
When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.
When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.
Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
by Reginald Donkeylover October 4, 2005
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