futchet

(fyoo-chit) N. a young, future ratchet. A ratchet being a diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

a younger female, usually under 18, that you know just by looking at her that she will for sure become a ratchet. a future generation ratchet. ratchet

*This ghetto, underage night club is filled with nothing but futchets.

by Tomchew87 June 3, 2014

futchi

Futchi is a mix between football and squash. It can be played one against one or with multiple players. The aim of the game is to shoot out your opponent and win the ball. Games are played in sets to 11 points.

Let's play a game of futchi.

by Zeroxeno May 18, 2016

Futchered

To Futcher someone is to completely and utterly DESTROY them... this is often associated with stealing someone's partner. It actually transcends even this. To be Futchered is the be brought down to such a level where you don't even have the self-motivation to kill yourself... There is only ever one single record of a man being Futchered. And it is kept in a top secret File cabinet at the centre of a top secret Military base. the victims family were placed under the Futcher protection act 1992.

Passing stranger: Holy shit! dude, are you ok?

Dude: ...I...Cant.... I........ Can you pull this trigger please??

Passing stranger: Oh no... you've been... FUTCHERED!!

by Makokasyx April 23, 2009

Monkey Funch

1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.

2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.

3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.

1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!

2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.

3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!

by Kirk Anderson and Mark VanVlack December 3, 2005

FuntCase

A 'spoonerism' known as a secret way of calling someone a Cunt Face (the F and C are switched around).

that billy, such a funtcase...

you know steven, your so ugly, check out your funtcase...

by FuntCase-Dubstep August 3, 2010

funitch

funitch is short for fat cunt bitch
it basically sums up a specific genre of person

She is such a funitch for starting all this baby mama drama.

by nakedcube April 14, 2008

Futch

Not exactly feminine... but not exactly butch (in terms of being a lesbian.)

Dani from A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila is futch.

by ---yeah January 7, 2008