Funneling

To give oral sex to a man by attaching a tube to his penis, while on the other end of the tube, a funnel is attached. Person giving oral must then, with much force, suck from funnel.

Ask anyone named Eric.

by Yehoshua January 25, 2005

Funnilingus

When you go down on a lady and you're so bad at it she can't stop laughing!

Ahhahah, stop! You're so bad this is funnilingus, not what you think it is!

by Bahamunt August 17, 2021

Funneling

The act of pouring an entire sandbox worth of sand into your rectum with a funnel.

Primarily done by men seeking sexual pleasure or stimulation.

the man took funneling to a new extreme in the school sandbox.

by Mileycutie1 May 13, 2024

Gold Funneling

When you pee in someones ass

Brianna and I tried Gold Funneling last night and she came so fast

by Sqootle July 19, 2018

ketamine funneling

When you been doing ketamine for three days straight and your nostrils can't take it anymore so you lay upside down and funnel Ketamine your frontal lobe.

Dude, we've been partying so long and hard I can't even breathe through my nose! What should I do????? Duh, ketamine funneling.. What, did you grow up in a cardboard box?
Somebody grab the funnel!!! This party ain't over till the K Runs Out!

by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021