Fuckstickery

(verb)
Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company

OK, I've had it up to here with this fuckstickery from you two kids! Get in your pyjamas, it's bedtime!!

by StinkyBabyTurtlegator October 27, 2018

Funkslice

Some one who is a homeslice who is funky!

Yo funkslice lay down those bad ass beats y'all!

That funkslice is a G on the bass.

by Leom December 13, 2006

fuckstock

1.a qualitative measure of one's boinkability
2.a 'bot' or 'troll' on FC responsible for random postings of nonsequiturs, such as "kill yourself and fuck the body" and "I will drug you and fuck you"

your fuckstock is ass prone, nutcocker

by :boogiepika: June 16, 2003

fuckstick

Someone who is being rude, stupid, retarded, or otherwise just really pissing you off.

Dude, don't be a fuckstick!

by B-Mac! May 23, 2007

fuckstockings

a fools (normally brittish) word for "Godamnit, fuck this."

Also used allot in "FOOL" Christopher Moore.

Pocked realized he had married and shagged his cousin, "Fuckstockings!"

by Z0mbiez! June 9, 2010

Fuckstick

1. Slang term for the male sexual organ, or penis

2. Generic insult, most commonly used as a witty retort.

Should NOT be confused with the sexual practise "fukastik"

1. Dude, stop groping my fuckstick.

2. "You seem to be emitting the distinct but not unpleasant odour of wee." "Shut it, fuckstick."

by Plant February 9, 2004

Gallagher Fucksticks

It is the act of a girl jerking off two guys at once under her armpits with her arms crossed. Then when the men cum, she closes her armpits tightly and pulls her hands towards her face and sniffs the jizm violently and gives a sigh of relief.

HOLY QUEEF WELLINGTON BATMAN! Jordan and Freckles just got the Gallagher Fucksticks from Cindy. I am so jealous cause only the freakiest of bitches can do that shit! What a superstar!

by Dr. Butt Cherry March 9, 2009