Funko my Pop

To deflower a girl for the first time by touching her coochie like a saxophone, encouraging her to make some funky tunes.
Jazz and funk seems to be popular with the seniors. I wonder if they’d do any good at Funko-ing my Pop.
Your old lady is pretty hot and a good saxophonist. I think I will ask her to Funko my Pop.
by Radioactive Milk Spoon February 21, 2023
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Funko Frotteur Discount

The practice of giving a price cut on a Funko character doll that has been taken out of the box and extensively handled and or has come into contact with a penis.
"You have a nice Funko collection!"
"Thank you, my grandpa didn't wear pants in the store and so I got the Funko Frotteur Discount on these three."
by neuropathica October 16, 2016
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Funko pops

The reason why tenants can’t fucking pay rent on time.
Once my rentcel was late on rent so I seized his funko pops and threw them all in a raging bonfire.
by USMCboot31 July 12, 2023
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Funko Pop

When you insert a whole “Funko POP!” into the rectum until the rectum turns itself inside out causing rectal prolapse and climax.
I will “Funko POP!” Mason soon and hard.
by FredTayTayDa4th January 24, 2024
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Bud-funko

The opposite of funky; seriously bad but without any serious ill effects; bad fashion.
He swung into the store all brash and over confident. But his simply bud-funko moustache didn't cut it.
by hubris5487a September 17, 2008
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angel funko

To religiously put someone in a jar for very normal reasons
Oh jaz? She’s been angel funkoed for the last week
by dreadmawstoner May 08, 2024
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Superman Funko Pop

A literal funko pop that looks like Superman, bro has powers too.
Hey mom, can you give me that Superman Funko Pop?
by Colton20101 March 28, 2023
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