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Fundamentalist Christian

Possibly the largest group of hypocritical, repressed homosexuals I have ever seen. (I'm not using homosexual as some sort of insult, I just think a lot of them are overcompensating and straight for jesus)
Pride for Father Ted! (He's a fundamentalist christian who hired a gay prostitute to rub his back while he was smoking meth, on his way to his "super church" to preach about the evils of homosexuality)
by Hazard13 July 1, 2008
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Fundamentalist

Person so desperate to be able to say things like "There can be no compromise!" and think things like "I am right and everyone else is wrong!" that they give up all critical thinking, accept literally the parts of a holy book that support their prejudices and take an unquestioning stance on one interpretation of a religion. They won't, of course, admit that it's only an interpretation; it's the ONE AND ONLY TRUTH. They often like to write words like TRUTH in BLOCK CAPITALS. See also Landover Baptist
I love the way fundamentalists claim the Bible is inerrant until you show them a bit they don't like, then start talking like liberals about "context" and "interpretation".
by Adrian Petyt December 16, 2003
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funometer

a scale or measurement used to measure how much fun one's having or had. zeero being no fun and splendid being the most fun ever.
OMG!! bro! we so much fun yesterday the funometer needle was reading Splendid
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Fundamental Knobhead

Term created by Joe Lycett.
Used to describe an absolute idiot. Someone who is too bad to just use the word knobhead.
Larry: That bloke over there is a fundamental knobhead!
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fundamentalist

Somebody that lost contact with what their religion, or principles really are, and hurt people with their principles, mentally and physically.
by Christy October 12, 2003
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Fundamental

The very basic or more simplistic form /version that can make up something of a larger and more complex structure/format/design/ect.
The fundamental forms of an equation.
The fundamental frame work for a building.
The fundamental aspects that make something what it is.
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Fundamentalist Christian

A disgrace to everything the monkeys worked so hard for.

People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally
That's Jeff, he's a Fundamentalist Christian .
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.
by Goldo Glittergold April 10, 2008
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