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fuckford

A person who posseses lesser intelegance than a fucknut.
A. Yo man are we ready to catch the bus to the game, we need to be there in 25 minuites!
B. Oh shit dude I just spent my busfare on a can of beer, now im skint!
A. YOUR A FUCKING FUCKFORD
by chriskel December 14, 2013
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fuckward

Guy 1: "Oh, dak!"
Guy 2: "You, sir, are a fuckward."
by Jerry D May 9, 2003
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fuckwod

an incompetent male with an increasingly large inability to sustain any sort of female relationship. He constantly finds himself in situations where his options are to be a skankhoe or grow up and act like an adult human being. There is no evidence that he has ever chosen the latter. He often claims that he just doesn't have time or that he just can't handle a relationship. (of course, this realization comes about after macking with the girl). You'd think at least have a little room, considering the size of that jock strap.
"So after he watched me watch him suck her face, he had the nerve to text me."
"what the fucking fuck? what a fuckwod."

i.e; Hayden Harrington.
by yahhbitchyahhh. January 6, 2009
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Fuckworthy

A person who is considered to be worthy of having sex with, or a person who is so valued by another that the negative consequences of having sex is far outweighed by the benefits.
Dude, I don't fuck with anyone. I only fuck those who are fuckworthy.
by A.lex.I October 20, 2015
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Fuckfold

An alternative name for the sex position mating press. A form of missionary where the bottoms legs are folded and pressed to their chest while the top fucks downward. (Possible for both vaginal and anal).
"My boyfriend put me in a fuckfold last night, I've never cum so hard!"

"We tried doing the fuckfold the other day, whoever said sex isn't exercise was lying!"
by Fuego Ekati January 6, 2021
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Fuckward

It's a direction.
I'm moving fuckward.
by entperson March 29, 2010
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fuckword

1) A severe swear or oath.

2) A word which has an extremely negative connotation.
E1)You fucking CUNT!!!!!

E2) Because George found Gillie to be very, very annoying, and a general waste of oxygen, he would forever consider "Gillie" to be a fuckword.
by Garion October 12, 2006
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