Fucktional

When you have a REALLY fucked up mind and extremely dark sense of humor, but can still function like a normal human being when around other people.

"Dude, we're so fucked up"
"Yeah, but at least we're fucktional"

by niBBa nicc September 26, 2019

Cross-Fucktional

The process by which a good project/idea is ruined through cross-functional input, or a mistake is made that would not have been made if it had been worked on within a single functional group.

This was a solid project until it was put through our cross-fucktional project review.

by Cunning LinguistX February 3, 2023

fucktually frustrated

more intense and nagging desire than just regualar sexual frustration

Sam you seem pretty stressed out lately..are you fucktually frustrated?

by Sushi May 9, 2005

Fucktorial

Quality sex education or detailed information about sex.

You suck at cuddling, go get some fucktorials.

by iam_wealthyman November 19, 2020

fuckturbate

The act of masturbating while fucking someone at the same time.

Dude, her pussy was so loose and worn out, I could not feel a thing. I totally had to fuckturbate in order to get off in her.

by Cat Ass Trophy May 14, 2015

fucktardalicious

When food tastes so good, the only word for it is an amalgamation of 3 common curse words.

Usually used in conjunction with the munchies.

Bro 1: Damn man, these dorritos are fucktardalicious!

Bro 2: You know what would be fucktardalicious? A grand cup of tea!!!

Bro 1: YESSS! Definitely!!

by seanóg o cealaigh!! September 6, 2009

fucktorial

A reoccuring mind fuck which ends in aneurism

can god create an object that he can't destroy?

^THAT'S A FUCKIN FUCKTORIAL!ONE!^

by Mr. Fuckin Anonymous November 7, 2008