Fuckuation

This is a situation where any available option chosen leads to an undesirable outcome. Most of the time caused by a dumb bitch girlfriend who wants you to do something with her instead of your buddies. You can have fun with your buddies and she will bitch or hang out with her and she bitches anyway. Neither option will please the other party involved.

Man, this new bitch has had Kyle in a fuckuation daily. She’s sucked the will out of Kyle he’s been in a fuckuation so long. We never see him anymore and nobody’s happy.

by Teamcletus December 16, 2022

Fucktatorship

When your job is heavy handily run by management who doesn't care about you, and all they do is fuck you. Typically experienced by employees of contractor companies, and other non-union, or low wage jobs.

Me: Man I could use a break.

Boss-man: Get your ass back to work you need a break, I'll break my foot off in your ass your laid off!

Me: Break what break? I'm ready to roll boss-man! Damn I wanna drag up all this company does is fuck me and I need the money so I take that shit, this is a fucktatorship.

by abrakadaver February 19, 2011

Urban Fucktionary

When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary

Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?

Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man

Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?

Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser

by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009

fuckathon

an event where a guy and a chick get it on repeatedly, as if they're never gonna stop

"How was your date?"
"Lasted all weekend, a real fuckathon.I was exhausted by Monday morning, glad to go to work."

by Jake March 15, 2004

Fucktuation

When you or someone else fucks up a situation.

Shawna had a fucktuation when she banged her knee on the counter.

by BBBBBBBBDDDDAAAA November 2, 2012

Fucktional

Used to say that your sexual equipment package is still in working condition after receiving physical trama

Guy 1: Dude you just took a direct hit to your junk! Are you alright?

Guy 2: I think so, everything down there still seems fucktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.

by CHe$+nu+ April 16, 2009

fuckation

A type of vacation where the goal is not to shop, go to museums or to visit theme parks- the only goal is to...fuck-a lot.

Works best if it is well-planned and your fuckee or fucker plans to go with you.

Dude, I wish I was still with Sally- I sure could use a fuckation too!

by felipita June 16, 2010