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Fuckstigated

When a device, or situation, is completely, and utterly, fucked, beyond repair; thereby inducing a unparalleled state of frustration.
Guy #1: Dude, did you get laid last night?
Guy #2: Yeah. But now I have this rash, and it hurts to pee. I'm not gonna get laid again for a year, 'cause my dick is fuckstigated!

*Shakes fist wildly.
by Bumslaw February 23, 2010
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Fuckistan

Another name for Pakistan, because it rhymes. Also sometimes spelt as Fuckistaan. Situated close to Afghanistan.
Most of the terrorists are brewed in Fuckistan.
by custancoco March 19, 2010
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fuckbang

Whoa! that was one hell of a fuckbang!
by Oz March 27, 2003
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Fuckstag

A simple amalgamation of the words 'Fuck' (to engage in sexual intercourse), and the slang definition of 'Stag'(a raging erection). Originating from the squallid rural town of Gympie in the great south east of Australia, 'Fuckstag' is most commonly used to describe one who is of low moral calibre, social standing or who is poorly regarded by his peers.
Steve: Man, that guy is a royale fuckstag.

James: With cheese, brother, with cheese.
by Marigold Delaney November 13, 2004
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Fuckstank

The maloderous cloud of sweat, theramones and other bodily fluids that remains in a room following sex.
I walked back into the room after the orgy, and was immediately hit in the face by fuckstank.
by Blues Boy October 30, 2009
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Fuckstenance

Every day, I eat one banana and a viagra for fuckstenance.
by Big al the chiefs gal May 9, 2019
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An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
by Way Of The Gun fan July 30, 2008
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