fuckload

More than a shitload. An unfathomable amount, a larger-than-large quantity.

You're walking down the hall at work and your boss calls out, "how's your day going?" You answer, "Fuckloads of busy!"

by rudymcnasty May 29, 2009

FuckSplash

Something that went horribly wrong and had severe or unwanted consequences.(usually involving water or liquids)

1.The drunk chick was running down the stairs carrying a beer jug and slipped making a huge Fucksplash.

2.The dude got in a fight with 5 gangsters n got his face busted resulting in a Fucksplash all over the pavement

by Mojay Simpson May 2, 2010

metric fuckload

A very large quantity

California has a metric fuckload of faggots.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

cubic fuckload

A cubic fuckload can refer to either mass or weight, kinda like how "fluid ounces" work.

If you took a standard Wal Mart supercenter and ripped the roof off, and filled it full of nacho cheese, a cubic fuckload of chips is how much you would need.

by m0laria May 3, 2006

Fuckload

A shit ton of shit tons, or a shit ton squared

"We have a shit ton of shit tons to ship out by tomorrow."

"A whole Fuckload?!!! Pass me a beer, it's gonna be a long night!"

by fattttttttttttty March 5, 2010

Fuckload

Derivative of "shitload". A large amount.

"Damn, we got a fuckload a' potatos"

by Alex Temal November 18, 2004

fuckload

Assuming a fuck lasts 5 minutes, and the speed is 20 thrusts per minute of 5 inches at a time and a penile cross-section of 2 inches squared, a fuckload would be 1000 cubic inches.

I have a fuckload of work to do, I'll go out another time.

by dmxp May 30, 2005