fucksquat

an amount equivalent to zero

"I know fucksquat about the hardcore BDSM lifestyle"

by Esmerelda Love June 11, 2006

fucksalts

The word fucksalts is both a noun and an adjective. It is in the condition of when extreme anger of self is expressed (i.e. when your boss is pissed as shit at you). Fucksalts can be used to isult them, or to just express ones anger. It can also be used as a non plural noun/adjectivve, or as to call someone a name (i.e fucksalter) Finally, any insulting word (i.e.face) can be combined with fucksalt, as in fucksaltface

1: Boss: Hey Steve... the bussiness finacials are due at the meeting, which is in 5 minutes.
Steve: (after she leaves) FUCKSALTS
2: Person A: DudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDude!
Person b: Shut up you damn fucksalter

by LOLZDUDEZORZ May 13, 2009

Fucksuation

Whenever you find yourself in a situation(or multiple) that is/are completely fucked.

You: So, Becky is pregnant?
Me: Yep... And she wants to keep it. This situation sucks.
You: Sounds like a Fucksuation to me

by Bids_SK June 5, 2013

Fucksable

Someone who is fucksable is someone who is a good fucker. If you are fucksable you are someone who likes to fuck, and someone who everyone else likes to fuck. Being in the act of fucksability is having a long hard fuck.

Look at that girl over there, she is so fucksable!

Hey, are you fucksable? Because I like a good fucksable girl!

by Jane Doe 926713 November 17, 2013

Fuckwalter Gibralter

1. A dumb son of a bitch who cannot drive his own car, no matter what the conditions are.
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive

Get out of the way, Fuckwalter Gibralter, I'm trying to drive!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

fucknaut

Fucknaut is quite simply a term used to describe someone that is ‘way out there’ and ‘fucking oneself’. Basically, anyone that has done something obviously stupid, yet unpredictable.

Which one of you fucknauts left the beer sitting on the router?

by CygonX September 1, 2004

Fucknaut

The term fucknaut, though similar in sound and meaning to the word fucknut, can be thought of in the same terms as the word astronaut. That is, an astronaut is one who traverses the astros and the suffix -naut itself means voyager, so a fucknaut can be thought of as one who explores the fucks, meaning one who engages in trivial and ridiculous matters, which in turn makes that person foolish, not unlike a fuckNUT. Therefore, the terms fucknaut and fucknut can be used synonymously, but the -NAUT portion should be clearly emphasized.

Tom is such a god damn fucknaut. He insisted that there was a blowout sale at the Big Lots two towns over, despite my telling him that there was not, so he drove 3 hours only to arrive at a Big Lots that has been closed down for months and was reconverted to a Fashion Bug. What a FUCKNAUT!

by Moe Sr. April 3, 2012