fuckalation

being badly injured to the worst degree

yo that dude just got fuckalated!

that guy at the bar suffered some serious fuckalation

by hooter stumpfuck October 8, 2005

fucksplode

A descriptive term for anything that looks like it's about to explode, only worse.

"Shit....that lady is so fat she's fucksploding!"

"I ate too much...feel like I'm gonna fucksplode!"

by Jamdack April 18, 2004

fucksalts

The word fucksalts is both a noun and an adjective. It is in the condition of when extreme anger of self is expressed (i.e. when your boss is pissed as shit at you). Fucksalts can be used to isult them, or to just express ones anger. It can also be used as a non plural noun/adjectivve, or as to call someone a name (i.e fucksalter) Finally, any insulting word (i.e.face) can be combined with fucksalt, as in fucksaltface

1: Boss: Hey Steve... the bussiness finacials are due at the meeting, which is in 5 minutes.
Steve: (after she leaves) FUCKSALTS
2: Person A: DudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDude!
Person b: Shut up you damn fucksalter

by LOLZDUDEZORZ May 13, 2009

fuck salad drunk

Becoming drunk to the point of anger or easy irritability at items around but not related to the source of anger.

the first recorded use of the term "fuck salad drunk" was when a drunk man sat down at a restaurant with some friends, and ordered food. when the waitress returned he asked where his steak was. she said it was on the way soon and set down his salad, that came with the meal. he exclaimed "fuck salad!" and smacked the dish from the table, yelling "i want my steak!". the term spread from there to include all forms of over inebriation.

by hurricane boxstep May 2, 2010

FuckSplash

Something that went horribly wrong and had severe or unwanted consequences.(usually involving water or liquids)

1.The drunk chick was running down the stairs carrying a beer jug and slipped making a huge Fucksplash.

2.The dude got in a fight with 5 gangsters n got his face busted resulting in a Fucksplash all over the pavement

by Mojay Simpson May 2, 2010

Fuckspload

used to describe a failed attempt; when something just went fucking wrong; when everything backfires and blows up in your fucking face

"It all fucksploaded." "We were doing fine till SHE came along and made everything fuckspload." "My grades are all fucksploaded!"

by Emily April 21, 2005

fuck salad

(1) Pertaining to a combination of particularly unlucky circumstances which cause an individual to feel that they are destined for failure, or "fucked."

(2) A phrase used by people who do not enjoy or appreciate salad as a part of their regular diets, unless it is covered in ranch dressing, fried onion crisps, or so on.

(1) After getting a ride to class from a friend because he had woken up to three flat tires, Jack learned that he failed his psychology final. To make matters worse, when Jack's friend dropped him off at home, they discovered that the curb they'd hopped on the way to school was actually Jack's pet cat. Jack's friend looked at him apologetically and said "Sorry man, that's a real fuck salad you've got there."

(2) "Fuck salad," said Sheri, "I hate leafy vegetables."

by lcnasty April 13, 2010