Fuckoffer (fuk'off'er) 1. Anyone who tells another to "fuck off" 2. The offer in which a person asks another to have sexual intercourse 3. A symbol or metaphor that rejects or insults
The security guard was a real fuckoffer.
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She gave me a fuckoffer at dinner last night.
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The Stay Out sign on the door was a deffinate fuckoffer.
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She gave me a fuckoffer at dinner last night.
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The Stay Out sign on the door was a deffinate fuckoffer.
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A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.
The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.
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Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.
Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.
1. No Jade Im outta cigarettes. Could I interest you in some fuckwater taffy?
2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.
3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.
4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.
2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.
3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.
4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.
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2: For the what the fuck is that?
1: It's when you jerk off like normal, right? But then you start thrusting, and humping, like you're actually fucking, but keep on jackin' it!
2: For the what the fuck is that?
1: It's when you jerk off like normal, right? But then you start thrusting, and humping, like you're actually fucking, but keep on jackin' it!
by krho October 16, 2009
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