FUCKNADO

A giant tornado carrying a fuckload of heavy materials which are ready to fall on innocent children as the FUCKNADO passes.

Holy shit! Look a FUCKNADO!!! We're all going to fucking burn in hell!!! O FUCK ITS COMING STRAIGHT FUCKING TOWARD US!!! I HAVE TO FUCKING KILL MY CHILDREN BEFORE THEY GET HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, really we're in a FUCKNADO path right now.... we should have moved away... but we like our peaceful little doomed neighborhood. Oh here it comes now... bye.

by MyPuddle June 1, 2005

grandpa fucknose

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.

If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.

by alan January 22, 2004

fuckwod

an incompetent male with an increasingly large inability to sustain any sort of female relationship. He constantly finds himself in situations where his options are to be a skankhoe or grow up and act like an adult human being. There is no evidence that he has ever chosen the latter. He often claims that he just doesn't have time or that he just can't handle a relationship. (of course, this realization comes about after macking with the girl). You'd think at least have a little room, considering the size of that jock strap.

"So after he watched me watch him suck her face, he had the nerve to text me."
"what the fucking fuck? what a fuckwod."

i.e; Hayden Harrington.

by yahhbitchyahhh. January 6, 2009

fucknads

A very annoying person. Used when no other insult comes to mind.

Get away from me, fucknad!

by obsidian March 22, 2004

fuckond

Fuckond: (Noun)
1. a way to say "almond" when you're pissed off at someone because they won't let you have any.

2. a way to say "second" when suspicious or annoyed.

1. "For the last time, Give me a Fuckond...Now!"

2. "Now...Wait just a Fuckond..."

by Weltyhe April 11, 2014

Fucknominal

When something is so frikkin awesome it could only be described as two words in one, fucking phenomenal.

Boy: "So how did you like that dessert?"

Pat: "Holy Christ. That chocolate ganachè was fucknominal."

by Draconious February 3, 2017

fucknology

Technology related to, or used to fuck.

Hey man, I bought my girl a vibrator, it's such a great piece of fucknology

by Tug Nutkins May 13, 2018